Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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