i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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