Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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