no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Two words: nipple clamps
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