why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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