Christians are straight up FREAKS
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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