i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i think i have herpe
just one?
if only i could text you this smell
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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