Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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