Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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