soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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