she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
