We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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