Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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