I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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