I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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