I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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