4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person