hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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