She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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