hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Can I color on your dick again?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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