What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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