I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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