Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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