Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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