im gay
i know
yea but for you.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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