ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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