id be glad to
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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