It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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