Who wears a wallet chain?!
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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