i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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