Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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