Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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