What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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