bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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