The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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