so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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