You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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