dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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