He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
