this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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