We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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