You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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