i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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