im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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