DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
