I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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