ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just google imaged poop.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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