I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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