Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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