I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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