He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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