Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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