Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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