she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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